London has recalled its ambassador to Washington over Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s “cultural misappropriation” of the English language.
“Her Majesty has simply had enough of America’s embrace of all things British,” Prime Minister David Cameron said earlier today in a fiery Boxing Day speech denouncing the Democratic frontrunner.
“It’s bad enough the Yanks stole the colonies and nearly got Canada too, but Hillary’s campaign Web site is now posting stories in ‘English,’ ” Cameron added with air quotes. “It’s really the last crumpet.”
British Prime Minister Cameron uses air quotes to mock Sec. Clinton’s use of the term “English.”
This latest imbroglio comes on the heels of another language controversy engulfing the Democratic frontrunner. Earlier this week, Clinton’s campaign Web site HillaryClinton.com published a blog post centered around the word “abuela” — Spanish for grandmother. The Spanish government, along with the governments of Venezuela and Cuba, accused Mrs. Clinton of misappropriating the Spanish culture, and worse, attempting to court the Latino vote.
“It’s offensive that Secretary Clinton is making a special attempt to reach out to Hispanic voters,” said Cuban President Raúl Castro. “How dare she treat Latinos as a welcome partner in the American dream?”
Prime Minister Cameron took particular offense at Clinton’s embrace of the “pants suit.”
Republican party chair Reince Priebus concurred, warning that candidate Clinton was opening a veritable Pandora’s box of electoral troubles.
“Sure, now it’s Americans of Latino origin,” Priebus told ABC’s This Week. “But what’s to stop Hillary from embracing African-Americans, women, gays and even, God forbid, immigrants? If Hillary has her way, there won’t be any voters left to disenfranchise.”
When the pompous wax harrumphal no matter what you do — do what you want.
(the deleted comment below was mine: technical problems that aren’t very interesting)
Closer still to a clump of wild chives.
When no matter what you do people of the pompous persuasion start harrumphing — then fuck it. Do what you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k
As soon as I heard “crumpet” I immediately thought of Crumpet the elf that David Sedaris became enamoured of in “Holiday on Ice”…
I like to be reminded of David Sedaris’ work!
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This is not April fool’s day.. Not funny.. What is wrong with Americablog?
Know the Jewish history of rebellion and
asking others to fight their battles…
Proof
& Facts who destroyed the last Temple in Jerusalem 70 AD
You’ve
been brainwashed to think that it was the Romans that wanted the temple
destroyed. An eyewitness to the unfolding events, Josephus saw the destruction
very differently. According to Josephus, and I believe him, it was the
Pharisee Jews that WANTED the Temple destroyed .
Josephus
was not a traitor to the Levite Priests (Sadducee) of the Jerusalem Temple. He
was loyal to them and he was one. He correctly exposes the corruption of the
Pharisee Jews (common men), the eternal nemesis of Sadducee in his writings.
Jews think him a traitor, but he’s only a traitor in their eyes. Josephus is a
hero to those who are born to protect the interests of Torah, the Levite
Priests.
The
Pharisee Jews destroyed the Temple and destroyed the house
of God the sanctuary, commanded by God in Torah and sacred place of the
Priests. There was some RELUCTANT Roman
help. But there was an exchange: The Romans got the Temple treasury (They used
it to build the grand Coliseum) and the Jews got religious control in Israel,
taking CONTROL away from the Sadducee Priests. With most Sadducee murdered and
no longer there to keep the majority Pharisee common men inline with Torah, the
rebellion of the Jews to create a very new religion, Judaism, had begun.
Josephus,
The Wars, the writings of Josephus Flavius
Why
would Pharisee Jews destroy the Temple?
It’s
a rebellion that started hundreds of years before 70AD with the Sadducee/Levite
Priests having been chosen by God to minister, to atone, to protect
Torah and to govern the Land of Israel. Pharisee Jews felt then as
they do now disenfranchised by God, being common men and they figured
incorrectly, that by merely studying Torah that this divine knowledge would
bring them ‘closer to God’. They think that by being ‘Torah savvy’ that they’re
superior to the bloodline of Aaron (who God chose) and would somehow gain them
favor with God. They were wrong then and they’re wrong today.
After
kicking the Pharisee Jews from the land of Israel 1500 years
ago, God allowed them to return via an ignorant UN decision.
Will
there be another Temple in Jerusalem under Pharisee Jewish rule?
No.
You must understand why there will never be another sanctuary/Temple under
Jewish rule in Israel. Jews hate the concept of a Priesthood defined in Torah,
the entire concept God commands in Torah of rule and leadership.
Coupled with a Sanctuary comes the Priests and with the Priest, the
common man rabbis lose control of the people. Rabbis in general do
not want another Priesthood and do not want another sanctuary for sacrifices,
the only way of atonement God prescribes.
The
Jewish Rebellion in Writing
It took the Jews a few hundred years after 70AD to organize their
‘Oral Traditions/Laws’ into a written document they call
Talmud.It was a celebration and culmination of a thousand years of illegal oral laws
under Priestly rule. Jews formulated the final version of the new Jewish
Religion which includes Torah plus Prophets plus Writings plus
Talmud.Never before were such sacred add-on documents like
Talmudallowed and never will such documents be allowed in the Land of Israel, per
God. Reference: Deuteronomy (13-1) All this word which
I command you that shall ye observe to do; thou shalt not ADD
thereto nor DIMINISH from it. Jewish law is not Torah law. Example: A Jew is only a Jew if the mother is a Jew. No
such law exists in Torah.
Talmudwas created when the Pharisee Jews,with some Roman help, destroyed the guardians of Torah, the Levite Priesthood
(or Sadducee at the time) and their home, the Sanctuary. But as God is eternal
protector of the Land of Israel from evil, the Jews and their new
Talmudwere kicked from the Land for over 1500 years only to return now with American
help, the most powerful and influential army in the world.
The
Government of Israel
Israel
is being governed like a democracy, but it’s not what God our Creator wants.
What God wants is a Theocracy under the watchful guidance of
literal Torah as it was for 1500 years from crossing the
Jordan up till the destruction of the last temple and the rebellion of the Jews
against God.
The
Jewish state, the democratic Jewish state, will not stand the wrath of God.
Already, after just 70 tumultuous years, the world is
turning its back on the rebels that entered the Land again, claiming to be the
chosen People of God. It’s an abomination that this sham continues.
The
Fix, the Fear
Rest
assured there is remedy for the worldwide chaos brought on by the Pharisee
Jews: It’s called FEAR. God has used FEAR in the past and its worked wonders to
set straight the crooked and align them with the righteous. It’s through FEAR
that the Pharisee will flock to the religion of God in droves, begging for
forgiveness, for mercy in exchange for their obedience: They will willingly
swap out their stubbornness and haughty contempt for God for obedience, love
and fear for God. I will require it of him should be taken very
seriously – DEUTERONOMY 18:19. And it’s not only the Jews that must choose but all other
religions in Israel will need to convert to religion of God or be kicked from
the Land of Israel.
The
religion of God THE HEBREWS, is the religion of Moses,
detailed in Torah and eternal inheritance of Levite Priests: The religion,
which dominated The Land of Israel for 1500 years under the blessings
of God.
Was
Europe a better home for Judaism?
Jews
were in fact better off as a people in Europe, safer and free to live their
Jewish life the way they have for hundreds of years without much interest in
The Land of Israel or its sacredness. But Europe didn’t want them. In fact
nobody wanted the Jews and now they’re back in Israel and there’s no escaping
their obligations and commitments to an everlasting covenant with God. Europe
is not The Land of Israel. Europe doesn’t have Torah
commanding its inhabitants to obey God. This is probably why Jews never made
much effort getting back to the Land in the 1500-year period since their last
expulsion. Jews went back to the Land after the holocaust because it was the
only choice: Either die in Europe, a certainty or take their chances that God
will show them leniency in Israel.
Worried
much?
You
should be very concerned about this, knowing that you’re now living in Israel
under God and Torah, in the Land, which God created for a specific religion
that you do not observe. Jews do not obey Torah, Christians do not obey Torah
and Muslims do not obey Torah. It’s a terrifying prospect to defy God and at
the same time claim that you’re obedient to God, that you LOVE God, that you
FEAR God and all that God commands in Torah.
Who
are the Legal Inheritors of The Land of Israel?
Anyone
from any religion, color or creed, that chooses to give of themselves to the
religion of God are, according to God, Legal Inheritors of
The Land of Israel. YOU are an inheritor of the Land. If you’re a Levite Priest
obeying religion of God, you have no inheritance in the Land. Our inheritance
is the Law, Torah and our connection is with God.
What
is the real purpose of the Levite Priests?
You
may think that the roles God commands for Levite Priests are clear: Atonement,
Sacrifices, Guardians of Torah, Inheritors of the Covenant
of Peace and many more. But I believe the most important role is a living
symbol of humanity. A lightning rod, an indicator of how
mankind treats the chosen ones of God, shows how mankind respects God.
It’s the duty of the common man to sanctify the Priest, make their clothing,
receive their blessings and atonements. “I will bless them that bless thee and him that
curseth thee will I curse and in thee shall all the families of the earth be
blessed”. All the families
of the earth. Not just those in the Land of Israel, but all of earth.
That is why treating the Levites well and with respect is essential to the
survival of mankind on earth. Sanctify the eternal Levites!
Open
your hearts to a life in the Land of Israel as a Legal inheritor of
the Land living under the blessings of God, our Creator. Treat God
and our Levites with the respect God commands. Be fruitful and multiply!
Fight
the lies with Truth!
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Closer to The Daily Currant than The Onion.
And the humor.
Americablog should leave satire to The Onion and stick to writing about real news.
Ha, ha, ha, ha! The last crumpet!
Obviously it’s snark, but is missing the snark tags.
Is this an article from The Onion?